Project Runway

This is a great series, on Bravo Network.
This year, my favorite designers are Jeffrey,
Laura, and Michael. That's Michael pictured. A hottie!

I think he's great looking, and his personality is sooooo cool.
He's extremely artistic, thoughtful, and a genius, imo. He's
the EPITOME of class, and classic design, with a brilliant
vision of fashion for NOW. Wow. Everything he does
is beautiful.

Now from the sublime to the ridiculous...

I don't know how Kayne Gillespie remained in the running,
to the final five. He's made the trashiest designs, I have ever
seen on Project Runway. They are Fredericks of Hollywood
rejects, the key word being REJECT!

He has NO TASTE! It seems like he takes out
his disdain, for females, by making all his dresses
trashy, and by making every model look like cheap
whores. His dresses are suitable for ostentatious drag
queens! They are vulgar, and ugly, devoid of feminine
grace. He has NO connection to women, and their virtue
is foreign to him, based on his mysogynistic design aesthetic.

He designed a very costumey dress for Miss U.S.A. that made
her look like a plastic Malibu Barbie from the early 1960s !!!
(I thought) She looked worse than a teenager wearing a silly
cheap, home made prom dress!

I'm so happy he's gone!!!!

Then again, these are the things that make Project Runway a hit...

Laura, another of the finalists, is a fashion visionary.
The architect, turned designer, is tasteful and glamorous.
I'd be proud to wear things made by Laura, Michael and Uli.
Other than Hallowe'en, there would be no conceivable occasion
where I would put a Kayne creation on my flesh.

Even his facial expressions bug me, because, he's
phony. He's mastered contrived, cartoonish expressions.
He forces his cheek muscles to contract, in an unnatural
way, making him look like a weird-looking girl. He's too affected
with his "out loud and proud." His eyes pop out, and teeth are
bleached to a blindingly artificial-looking white. When he smiles,
his bottom, and top teeth, touch, making him look exactly
like a Son of Chucky, the transgender scary doll,
that's come to life!!!! Ew.




YAY! Kayne goes H O M E !!! He's OUT!
( Like fashion reallllly needs another woman-hating
designer, with bad taste, hate for girls, and so many
issues.)

Say hello to my little friend Kayne!
You've been terminated!!auf...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bwhahahaha!!