She's BACK! Bug-eyed, Butt-ugly," Runaway Bride," Jennifer Wilbanks, Wants More Money, AND More Attention! Surprise, Surprise!!!

In May 2005, Jennifer Wilbanks, a selfish, crazed,
pop-eyed grifter, from Georgia, staged her own "kidnapping,"
which caused a worldwide freak show, to ensue. She claimed
the stress from her lavish, $100,000 upcoming wedding,
unnerved her. Some actually bought that, until her
true colors became more obvious.

When she, ran out of money, on her cross-country
odyssey, she called home, saying, a Hispanic man, and
woman kidnapped her, cut her hair, and then raped her.
This was hard to believe, as spooky, as she was, with
those crazed eyes, and psycho-killer expressions.

For the tremendous expense, the Duluth PD, spent
for overtime, and for lying to an officer, Jennifer,
had to pay a tiny penalty, and work community service
hours. She never took responsibility, or apologized, to
the people who searched, or expressed remorse, for
her shameful deception.

Being a crooked thief, she naturally kept all the
wedding, and engagement gifts, from her S-I-X bridal
showers, from her 600 invited guests, who never even
had a single slice of cake! Instead, she sought refuge,
in a pricey mental hospital.

This event, set off a pop-culture phenomenon,
starring, Jennifer, as the jumping off point,
for thousands of EBAY sales, like this one,
parodying the Mother Mary, found on toast...

Crime seemed to pay, when, Katie Couric, who, is
nearly as loathsome, interviewed her, on primetime
TV. Judith Regan, arranged this, through her media
empire, paying the pathetic ex-bride-to-be, $500,000,
for her story. It was a disheartening spectacle !!

Here's scum-sucking Jennifer, returning home, with an afghan
over her vile face, which was actually an improvement!

Then, her seemingly milquetoast fiancee, John, lovingly,
took her ugly bony butt back, saying, "We all have troubles,
don't we?" The stunned public started to hate him, equally.

What was most infuriating, was how it was another example,
of bad people, getting away with their misdeeds, checking
into rehab, to avoid personal responsibility. To then, cash
in, on felonious misbehavior, outraged even those, who were
originally on-the-fence, or sympathetic to her.

She cost Duluth, over 100K, in overtime, and police expenses.
Did she even donate a penny, of her $500,000, to the Duluth
PD, for her penance? (Rhetorical question..)

A year, and a half later, as repulsive as ever, she is suing,
her formerly jilted fiancee, John Mason, because, he invested
the $500,000, in a home, in HIS NAME, then jilted her!
Hahah! ROTFLMAO! The crook, was swindled, in the end, by
the man, whom she disgraced, from the beginning. It is
truly divine justice! It's sooooooo sweet!

John, kicked the skank to the curb, and Miss Thang, is
livid, demanding her "fair" share, for the value of the
house, bought with the 1/2 million dollar blood money. She
is also demanding petty things, like a vacuum cleaner, a
ladder, and a sofa. What's completely unbelievable, is her
hubris in suing, for her share, of the wedding presents,
she never had the decency to return. That, alone, is
mind-boggling, under the circumstances, but, it confirms,
how depraved, this pathetic woman is.

The absolute icing, on the uneaten wedding cake, is that
she is suing John Mason, who she jilted, for $250,000 in
PUNITIVE damages! Hello? That's like a bank robber, suing
the bank, when an ink pack explodes in their face, and
they suffer burns.

It's not too surprising, that this trivial news story,
is the number one most googled, today. The world developed
utter contempt, for this woman. She created a new word in the
modern lexicon: "Attention-seeking ho'bag."

Hahaha! Sometimes, if you wait long enough, you see the
most rotten, bad guys get theirs! Eat dust, Jennifer. You
deserve nothing, you snake!



Thank you John! Thank you Jesus!
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